zaterdag 3 januari 2015

High five!

`Knock knock.’

`Who’s there?’
‘Allah.’

‘Allah, who?’
‘Allah, the great, the only one, the infinite, the one, who can't be named.’

‘Are You God?’
‘People call me Amon, Allah, God, Jahweh or Jehovah and many, many other names. I lost counting.’

‘What do You like to be called?’
‘Frankly, I don't care, as long as you love me.’

‘Do You love all of us?’
‘Until infinity, and unconditionally like a parent.’

‘One question, my neighbour is sleeping in the intensive care unit in hospital, right now. When will he finally wake up? His sister and old mother are worried to death. And frankly, I'm worried too, what if he won't wake up?’
‘Have patience, my dear Ingrid, my love energy is working on him. Let him sleep. That will do him good. If he wakes up, I promise, his heart will be healed, you can count on me for that.'

‘He suffered so much pain in his life, he was even crucified like your son! How could people do that! I'm really angry and sad about that. He is like Job in the bible, why couldn't You prevent his suffering?’
‘He has suffered more than most people, Ingrid, I know. And I feel sorry for him. But I needed him, I have felt the infinite suffering because of him, your neighbour, my son.’

‘Can You heal him, really, even if he is so damaged?’
‘Believe me, I can do anything, Ingrid, as long as you believe I can.’

‘I believe You.’
'I know, Ingrid, I can read both your mind and your heart, because I'm in it, in all of you, actually.'
‘ Another thing, Ingrid, Have you thought about your reward? A reward for helping me out, for helping your neighbour.’

`I don't need a reward, for that, Isn't it enough that my neighbour will be healed again soon?'
‘Don't be silly, Ingrid, are you going to reject my reward?’

‘I wouldn't dare to reject your rewards.’

‘So that´s settled then. I dare you, Ingrid, what do you ask of me?’

‘Can I ask anything?’
‘Yes, everything and I do like a challenge, as you deserve it. You saw a human being next to you and helped him, while no one else saw him anymore and no one helped him to heal his heart. You saw how loving he was and how much love he needed from others. You did not only save his life. You saved his soul, by loving him, like you love yourself. And now I will heal his heart for him, for you and for all of the world.

For centuries I ask the world to love your neighbour like you love yourself, and I know it's a hard thing to do, but you did, and moreover you did it whithout complaining and with seemingly no effort at all. Actually you seemed to like it and even asked for more. And you are not the only one. I see a lot of people who listen to my advice, to love their neighbour like they love themselves. And it makes me feel all warm and loving inside.

That´s why I will do as I promised. I will save his soul and his heart and I will take care he will be happy again.'

'Is that a promise?'
'Yes, Ingrid, that's a promise. But don't beat around the bush, I asked what you wanted as a reward. You haven´t told me yet.'

´Can I really really ask for anything? Won´t You be offended if I asked only things for my self?'
'No problem, You can ask for anything for yourself. But I advice you to think bigger. Think on a worldly scale.
Think about the fate of the world.'

`Something like peace on earth?'
`Whatever you like, Ingrid, It's your party!'

`Ok, thank you, I will accept your reward, but I have to think about it first. It's too much at the same time for me now. I can't think clearly. Is it okay, that I make a list with everyone who has a wish for the world?'
`Ah, now we are getting somewhere, Ingrid! Let's do this together, you, me and everybody. That's the way I like it! Ask everyone to add their wishes for the world. But remember I don't do those miracles myself, I need all of you to make those wishes come true! That's why I created you in the first place.'

‘Can I use social media, to make this list?’
‘Why do you think I inspired Watt, Ada, Nicola, Tim, Marc en Jack and all those other clever girls and boys to invent electricity, computing, the world wide web and social media?’
To share pictures of your cat, Ingrid?

‘ Lol,  You 've got a great sense of humor.’
‘People think they created jokes, but I was the inventor. You can call me the funniest in the house, Ingrid.’

‘You make me laugh.’
‘I love it when a plan comes together.  Give me a high five, Ingrid!’

High five!

`One more question, Why did Michael Angelo, in the Sixtine chapel painted such a weak high five between You and Adam?'
Because Michael was a sissy. Don't get me wrong! I love homosexual people most of all. They are my favorites. And people who think otherwise are just jealous and say stupid things out of jealousy. I hate it when other people don't love them. And I detest jealousy. But of course I have my dark side too, like all of you have. As you were created to my image. Whether you are mentally, of physically challenged or an Olympic champion. All are created in my image.

And people who make fun of others, are blind to the beauty in all of us and in all of you, you perfect creatures,  with all those beautiful imperfections, Although I prefer not to call them imperfections, but variations,  I created that diversity! With a purpose to make all the people in the world stronger as a team all with your own talents.

And about that weak high five. I hadn't created the high five back then yet in the Italy of the Renaissance. So Michael, my sweet Angelo, didn't understand exactly what I meant when I asked him to do a high five. That's why it turns out a bit gay on that painting, doesn't it?'

`And you loved Paul McCartney and John Lennon a lot too, did you?'
`I love everyone, but frankly I was the biggest fan of the Beatles. They were such good listeners, like you are. And they could express exactly what I think in their songs.
If you listen to Imagine or let it be, Ingrid, you can hear my words exactly!'

`But hurry now, make your list! I'm looking forward to read it and make it happen.'

`Thank you.'
'No, thank you!'
´High five!´
`Down low!
`Too slow!'

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